13 Ways to Ward off Crazy Ex Lovers and/or Stalkers

This post inspired by witch dr's recent harrowing experience of being contacted by an ex 13 years after the breakup. Still crazy after all these years. Do you have someone who supposedly still "loves" you but in reality wants to deliver a knock out punch?
Below are some solutions (magickal and real).

1 don't answer or return phone calls.

2 don't read or respond to emails.

3. block the sender. I'm sure you know how to do this in cyberspace on your email account. to spiritually block, visualize reflective mirrors around you to block yourself from receiving any negative energy.

4. do not engage.

5. burn sage.

6. burn blue candles for protection.

7. take a cleansing and protection bath in white and black seasalt, lemon juice, and hops (an ingredient found in most beers).

8. carry a greek or turkish eye.

9. pass a whole egg down your body beginning at the crown of the head and traveling all the way down to the soles of the feet. Spiral the egg down, using both hands, in a counterclockwise direction. When you have finished, place the egg in a paper and plastic bag and smash. Throw in the trash outside of dwelling. This ritual helps to remove any astral cords or bonds.

10. get rid of any belongings you may have of this persons.

11. laugh. laugh. laugh a lot and then laugh some more.

12. Tell them to get lost, move on, get over it, etc...

13. if necessary, call the cops and get an order of protection.

thursday 13